Want to cconvince your friends that your computer is more powerful then theirs? Look no further than our VPS Plans! All VPS Servers come with full rootbeer access to allow our customers the unique oppertunity to destroy their own servers.
Kiddie Networks was founded on April First of 2018 and we already host over 50,000 websites including most of Amazon, Google, Facebook at the US Government. Our parents are so proud of us. Here are several of the reasons that you should choose Kiddie Networks for all of your hosting needs.
We use legacy servers obtained from the school dumpster. These servers are so fast that our school could not handle them. They were all marked E.O.L. which stands for Extreme Online Legacy
All of our servers have 2 hotswappable Floppy Disk Drives which allow us to read and write data from 2 sources at the same time. Most web hosting companies dont even have one floppy disk drive on their servers.
Thanks to our insustry leading server configuration, you can access your website with or without the "www". It has been proven to help your site look more grownup to have the www. in front of it
We at Kiddie Networks offer the best plans at the best prices - often costing less than 2 days of lunch money to get started. We advise customers to bring lunch from home and pocket the money from your parents to pay us
We keep all of the funds that are sent to us in a special safe that is kept under my big brothers bed to ensure that Benjamin on the playground does not try to take the money from us.
Everyday, tens of dozens of websites are hacked by online Bullies. Kiddie Networks has worked with several hall monitors and playground supervisors to ensure insdustry leading Bully protection.
As you all know, Kiddie Networks is one of the largest web hosting sites on earth but if you are ever unhappy with our services, you can always request a Customer-Parent Conference to talk about us with our parents.
From personal websites to government sites we've got you covered!
Our Shared Hosting and Reseller packages give our customers ease of access and simplicity however there are some cases where administrative access is needed, this is where Kiddie Network's patented rootbeer access comes in handy.
With rootbeer access, you are given administrative access to your virtual private server. This allows you to manage your own server, browse the contents of other servers, install software and generally hose your server at a faster rate then with one of our shared products.
Kiddie Networks has teamed up with the team behind RemoteRAM.com - The interneta leading provider of Cloud Based RAM. Thanks to our partnership, all Kiddie Network customers get half off all plans and services.
Remember to use the promo code "HappyAprilFoolsDay-PoopEmoji" to take advantage of the special partnership agreement we have with RemoteRAM
Kiddie Networks owns hundreds of servers located out of our Miami Datacenter. We are adding hundreds of new servers every month to keep up with the explosive demand that we have seen over the past few hours.
Kiddie Networks is also in the process of expanding to several other locations including Guam, Puerto Rico, The Guano Island and the City of Altantas. We also expect to have our new Hyper Data Center built in a volcano by April Fools Day, 2019.