It does not matter if you have 1 weeks worth of lunch money or just one days worth of lunch money, we have a plan to suit your budget.
Kiddie Networks was founded on April First of 2018 and we already host over 50,000 websites including most of Amazon, Google, Facebook at the US Government. Our parents are so proud of us. Here are several of the reasons that you should choose Kiddie Networks for all of your hosting needs.
We use legacy servers obtained from the school dumpster. These servers are so fast that our school could not handle them. They were all marked E.O.L. which stands for Extreme Online Legacy
All of our servers have 2 hotswappable Floppy Disk Drives which allow us to read and write data from 2 sources at the same time. Most web hosting companies dont even have one floppy disk drive on their servers.
Thanks to our insustry leading server configuration, you can access your website with or without the "www". It has been proven to help your site look more grownup to have the www. in front of it
We at Kiddie Networks offer the best plans at the best prices - often costing less than 2 days of lunch money to get started. We advise customers to bring lunch from home and pocket the money from your parents to pay us
We keep all of the funds that are sent to us in a special safe that is kept under my big brothers bed to ensure that Benjamin on the playground does not try to take the money from us.
Everyday, tens of dozens of websites are hacked by online Bullies. Kiddie Networks has worked with several hall monitors and playground supervisors to ensure insdustry leading Bully protection.
As you all know, Kiddie Networks is one of the largest web hosting sites on earth but if you are ever unhappy with our services, you can always request a Customer-Parent Conference to talk about us with our parents.
Find out more about Kiddie Networks and read what our loyal customers have to say about us
Keith I Myers is an industry leader in the Web Hosting Industry with over 12 years of experiance in both running and consulting with many large and small hosting companies. Keith has read most of the Harry Potter books and occasionally scores high on Reader Rabbit.
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Kiddie Networks is horrible. The staff members are so immature that it is not possible to get a word in edge wise
If anyone has seen our class hampster, please contact Ms April Fools in room 404.