Kiddie Networks officially launched to the public on April First of 2018 and has promised to shake up the industry of other Kiddie and Summer Hosts. Since opening, we are on track to see one of the of the most agressive growth trajectories on record with over a million orders processed in the first few minutes of us going live. We have even ben approached by several fortune 500 companies and several govenrments to see of our hosting services will meet their needs.
Due to our rapid expansion, Kiddie Networks is proud to announce that we will be moving into our new Miami offices this morning. Our office buildout has room for over 5,000 employees, a cafiteria, a playground, general multi-purpose room, gym and even a dedicated nap area. Here is a photo of the building, expect more in the next few hours.
Sometimes the smallest successes are worth celebrating. On April 19,2019 10:32:20pm (est) you visited our website. You... Yes You! You should give yourself a pat on the back. We do ask that you reshare this website on social networking sites to help spread the joke. Thank you for your support.
I started out by mowing lawns over the summer but I eventually discovered that I can make much more money by opening up my own Web Hosting Company. Thanks to Kiddie Network's resepller plan, I am already one of the largest hosts in Middle Earth.
Todays lunch menu will be French Bread Pizza with sliced pears and a side salad.