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Why Kiddie Networks?

Kiddie Networks was founded on April First of 2018 and we already host over 50,000 websites including most of Amazon, Google, Facebook at the US Government. Our parents are so proud of us. Here are several of the reasons that you should choose Kiddie Networks for all of your hosting needs.

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Keith I Myers

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Keith I Myers is an industry leader in the Web Hosting Industry with over 12 years of experiance in both running and consulting with many large and small hosting companies. Keith has read most of the Harry Potter books and occasionally scores high on Reader Rabbit.

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